Cynric will never acknowledge this but also sob what a good manfriend.

So close. But so far. He can walk away with lipstick marks on his cheek if it helps.

This will almost fix the fact that the Hearts are still the worst. Almost.

Also I've still got nothing for Eileen/Cadogan, but since I'm cycling through accounts apparently, it's possible he and Evan are bros? Or have made out in a corner? (Also Lotty because why not NPCs all over the place.)