Request!

[lowtohigh]

Hey kids!

So I know Eileen's still got a year and Cynric can't move up or down and Declan is absolutely not going to stop being a Five for the rest of his life so help him Butler God, I -do- have some Cards who want to Challenge--and Cards I think ought to -be- Challenged.

Evan and Aleksei can probably Challenge NPCs, because there aren't good candidates who make sense within striking distance, but I feel like Cadogan and Rita--as an Outsider Face and Outsider Nine respectively--should probably get a bit of flak and such for this whole 'in and out' debate. They're also both currently in moderately weakened positions--Rita because of the accounting mess and Cadogan because of the related murder mess, both of which seem like legitimate reasons for them to be Challenged even before you get to the fact they're not Deckborn.

They can also be hit by NPCs, of course, but if anyone wanted a swing at them (or for Evan or Aleksei to take a swing at them), let me know!

Comments

[lowtohigh]

I just get happy with pants that actually fit my legs and hips simultaneously and don't cost much money. It makes my mother pout.

...I'm not laughing at the idea of Allie the Spade you're laughing I'm not laughinpfffffff.

[intotherough]

But Qi's mom. Pants are the worst. I used to wear almost exclusively skirts to avoid the pant problem but ha. Chicago has ended that.


He would be the nicest Spade ever. He would basically be the same as he is now except possibly be unconcerned about the societal effects of stabbing. I don't know, that's all I can come up with as I wait for that day to end.

[lowtohigh]

She mostly despairs that I don't wear pretty dresses every day. Or really sharp slacks. She likes my taste in shoes but that's about it.

I mean, I guess Annie is a really nice Spade. And Michael's not so bad. He would be like them. /o/

[intotherough]

See my mother's the opposite. WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY SKIRTS THEY'RE IMPRACTICAL. She understands the jeans-boots-sweater thing so much better.

It's true. He'd be in Club Annie and Michael and would have probably moved out of the Castle for general personal safety several years ago.

[lowtohigh]

Switched at birth a few years apart. o9

So really Club Michael. Club Annie is more staying in the Castle and marrying a pretty Spadey Spade but giving no fucks.

[intotherough]

Totally Club Michael. When Michael got named Jack, Spade!Allie would have patted him on the back and said "better you than me."

Coincidentally, this would also be his reaction to anyone grumping about being a Heart Face.

[lowtohigh]

Ridiculous creatures for the Chives to not actually tear their hair out about so much as tilt all the way over because wHY.

Poor Faces.

[askmenosecrets]

AND WHY ARE YOU NOT JACK HUH CHIVES. Alasdair's irrefutable logic.

[lowtohigh]

ENOUGH PEOPLE FORGET HOW TO WIPE THEIR FEET AND HE'LL SLASH HIS WAY UP TO KING SO HE CAN OUTLAW MUD.

DON'T TEST HIM.