NO ONE HAS DIED FROM EATING HIS COOKING, MS. TEGAN. AND IT IS CHRISTOPHER. HE IS NOT SEVEN. (I think that is one of his triggers)

Well, when I first made the character, I was unsure if there was a public school. If not, Christopher was going to go all 'one room school house, damnit'. But I found this was not the case, so I will occupy Christopher's time with boxing, jogging and literature.

Yes, they can talk literature when she cooks stuff that doesn't come out of a box. He buys it frozen or in cans, thank you.