"You don't even know, Katt. Once, I went to a coffee shop, and they didn't have internet access. Like, think of how many young authors who were looking to become the next Rowling - think of how many dreams were crushed. They'd be lining up to go in and start writing and they'd open up their computers and bam. No internet." Never mind that one didn't need internet to use a word processor. It's a good story, and he ends it with a wise nod. "It was awful."