This is EJ's fault. I just want to say this right now.

[ex_askmenosecrets462]

This is Andrew John Sorensen, a Five of Hearts who would really prefer you call him Drew because a) he likes to avoid comparisons to dead Kings and b) he would really prefer you call him Drew.

Drew is twenty-five years old, and a Five of Hearts who has been in the Deck a little over five years. The details are in his journal, but it's safe to say that most people don't know those details, or much about him other than he's charming, flirtatious, possibly slightly lacking in moral fiber and a little feckless. He started in the kitchens at Heart Castle, and is known to be a talented chef, but for the last couple of years he has worked as personal assistant to the Jack of Hearts.

All of the Jacks of Hearts. His favorite part of the job is that the boss' face keeps changing.

He's a very organized person, despite his personality, and almost as devoted to his job as he is to getting laid as often as possible. Drew doesn't quibble over guys vs. ladies, but is almost completely equal opportunity, and he doesn't concern himself too much if he's flirting with someone in a relationship. They can always say no, after all, and he's not going to police other people's romantic lives.

Looking for: friends, rivals, objects of flirtation?

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[ex_askmenosecrets462]

Never. Never ever ever do the twins get mentioned. Cynric only knows of Lise's existence due to much alcohol consumption.

He does not believe in too young or too old, but is also enough of an adult not to pout. Much. XD

Ana and I were discussing that Drew and Chives look oddly alike. Actually. So this works for me. Possibly Drew frequents Spade Castle to make official deliveries and such.

[holarctic]

Makes good sense. Deep alcohol consumption and secret-sharing is absolutely a cornerstone of good friendships.
...also it occurs to me (as I sit in this account because pff serendipity) that Drew might have the advantage of having seen this asshole once or twice because Hearts. :|a

But it's math. If not at least ten years older than Riley, how actually sleep with. How, she asks you.

It's the amazing bone structure. Chives will do his best to judge quietly.

[ex_askmenosecrets462]

It's true. It's entirely possible that in the last five years, Simeon and Drew have crossed paths. He wouldn't say anything to Cynric, though. Man code.

Pretend he's thirty one. It's only six years off. :|

Drew will do his best to be dressed in a more Spade-like way when on official business.

[bluntforces]

Cynric will never acknowledge this but also sob what a good manfriend.

So close. But so far. He can walk away with lipstick marks on his cheek if it helps.

This will almost fix the fact that the Hearts are still the worst. Almost.

Also I've still got nothing for Eileen/Cadogan, but since I'm cycling through accounts apparently, it's possible he and Evan are bros? Or have made out in a corner? (Also Lotty because why not NPCs all over the place.)

[ex_askmenosecrets462]

BROS4LYFE.

He will accept this. And sigh. But accept this.

He would have been a terrible Spade, Chives. Terrible.

He might run into Eileen since he's Hadyn's PA? I've got nothing for Cadogan, but Drew is absolutely willing to have made out in a corner AND be bros with Evan (and psh, yes, naturally he slept with Lotty.)

[bluntforces]

BROS4LYFE for Cynric, flirting buddies with Rita, cranky acceptance from Chives, vague knowledge by means of not-daddy for Eileen, bros for Evan, and nothing for Cadogan (and amazing funtimes with Lotty). Am I all accurate and up to date.

[ex_askmenosecrets462]

This seems about right. \o/