blame canada. or ana.

[thepupthatmatters]

So apparently when life gets rearranged and I earn free time I didn't think I'd have, I get impulsive. So here is Alyosha, the adorable cuddly spawn of the former Ace of Spades. Because that doesn't sound like a bad plan that sounds like a good plan.

Aleksei is a super new arrival to Spades, and is generally a charming normal 16-year-old boy from Outside who's been sent here to get trained up to be a Spade. More about him here, but clearly CR is going to be made shiny and new.

Yes. Just. Hi again.

o/

Comments

[somuchheart]

What if I showed up super late. What then.

Ahhh okay the one who will have the most opportunity to interact with him is probably Kritika? Who will just spread tales about how Katya is perfect and who will take him under her wing and be like "so you just have to aim for King okay that's the whole point".

Besides that, I don't see much happening unless he wants an NPC joker fucking with his life that is totally doable

[thepupthatmatters]

Well then /still attacks with hugs

When he starts mooning around because hnnn Katya they can become buddies. She has to promise to correct his accent if he promises to become King. :|a

[longingforthenight]

Oh maaaaan they can be ridiculous-crushes-on-Katya-buddies, y/n? And she will correct his accent except Kritika still has some traces of an Indian accent so let's see how that goes XD

[thepupthatmatters]

You know they can. o/
And surely this can only go well for his accent. Hungarian with a mix of Indian. Like all the cool kids.

[longingforthenight]

Perfect. She needs someone to whine with about Katya's beauty. ;3;
And okay the more Indian your accent, the cooler you are. Let's be real.

[thepupthatmatters]

They will be a good fanclub together. There will be such pining.
I am just trying to imagine the blend and it makes me giggle.

[longingforthenight]

It would probably be a good thing for throwing other people off. Having an unplaceable accent. And the ladies like mysterious men~ (or something like that. Kritika is not the expert on ladies liking men.)

[thepupthatmatters]

So probably he should throw in random US Midwestern accent as well. For maximum ridiculousness. (...but. But Kritika. This is a thing he needs halp with. D:)

[longingforthenight]

Probably. That would be for the best. (Kritika also needs help in getting the ladies to notice her ;w; life is hard bro she gets it.)

[thepupthatmatters]

A perfect and devious plan. (Bro they can mourn this together when having Katya Club meetings.)

[longingforthenight]

To make him the shadiest and therefore spadiest King ever. \o/ (Best cult club ever.)

[thepupthatmatters]

It's actually a pretty good plan. :|a (/brofives all over the place)

[longingforthenight]

See? What did I say? The girl who formerly aimed for Queen has got you, man. <3 (/brofives of sobbing over pretty women)

[thepupthatmatters]

So how soon can they pick out his first challenge. :|a (/ALL THEM SOBS this might be a weirdly beautiful friendship I don't know how to feel)

[longingforthenight]

Kritika started right when she was 15 so Aleksei is already late B| She's thinking maybe four months? :|a (/BASICALLY and i don't even know what's happening but I'm lovin' it)

[thepupthatmatters]

dsxljv quICK START TEACHING HIM VIOLENCE ; ; (\o/ ♥ )

[longingforthenight]

JUST STAB PEOPLE alternatively bake cakes. That's what Kritika did. ^_^ (♠♠♠)

[thepupthatmatters]

He can do neither of these thINGS SERIOUSLY WITH THE TEACHING. (♥♥♥♠♠♠!)

[longingforthenight]

USELESS?!? She will teach him all that she knows. Promise.

(also completely unrelatedly. i watched a bollywood film today and i was ready for shits and giggles. instead there were identical twin characters and i ended up bawling my eyes out. twins have ruined me and i blame you and the chiveses. the end. <3)

[thepupthatmatters]

HE WILL WORK SO HARD ON IT TEACH HIM TO BE USEFUL Best \o/

(No regrets.)

[longingforthenight]

OKAY OKAY FINE BUT CATCH UP CAUSE YOU'VE GOT AN AWFUL LONG WAY TO GO

(So many tears. But also no regrets from this side.)

[thepupthatmatters]

HE'S REALLY GOOD AT LEARNING. SOAKS SHIT UP LIKE A SPONGE. HE'S READY FOR HER TO MOLD INTO A LITTLE KING.

(/all the smothers)

[longingforthenight]

OH MAN BEST PROJECT EVER
...... you know what would be a great way for Kritika to realize that she's probably not into guys.
........... getting jealous of Aleksei mentioning Katya's hotness.

[thepupthatmatters]

/MORE BROFIVES
...perfect.

[longingforthenight]

/WILL THEY EVER REALLY END??
Yes good Aleksei will inadvertently turn Kritika's life upside-down :') beaut.